Phil phun phacts
Everybody loves trivia-- is constantly off-balance
-- always carries a knife
-- is a believer
-- has insomnia
-- owns 2 kilts
-- is good with his pistol
-- can laugh at himself
-- loves Monty Python
-- makes canes
Latest rant
Bomb Iran... really?I don't think that we really want to bomb iran, and here's why.
If anyone attacks the Islamic Republic, they have promised that the Middle East will burn... and I believe them. As soon as they think they are under attack, they fire thousands of missles at Isreal, Saudi Arabia and Bahrain.
I don't think anyone wants that.
Phavorite quotes
Words to ponder"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -- Albert Einstein
"Without music, life would be a mistake."
-- Friedrich Neiztsche
"In the end, the pessimist may be proven correct... but the optimist had the best time getting there!" -- anonymous
"Fart proudly." -- Benjamin Franklin
"I've forgotten my umbrella." -- F. Nietzsche
About me
Newsflash: 47th birthday around the corner!Friday November 13th,1964. Mom had a routine appointment with the OB. She went in for her 9 AM wearing a light jacket. I was born at 11:45 AM... just in time for lunch. When Mom took me home a few days later, she needed her winter coat.
I've heard that story every year.
The first 10 years of my life was spent in Albert Lea, MN. Dad left the parish in Albert Lea and accepted a call to serve a church in Le Sueur, MN. We spent 7-1/2 years in the valley of the jolly Green Giant. In that time, I made some strong friendships that last even until today. Dad retired from active ministry between my Junior & Senior year. My folks gave me the option of staying in Le Sueur to finish my Senior year but I declined, not wanting to split up the family.
So I graduated from Waseca High School. In that time I was exposed to a culture that was foreign to me. The only group that accepted me was the “burn-outs”. I joined the group, a decision that would affect the rest of my life.
I had planned on becoming a peace officer. But quickly learned in college that my neck was not red enough for the instructors, so I left.
I became a social worker in Nebraska. Don't ask how that happened, you really don't want to know. Needless to say that I corrected some of the bad behavior learned in Waseca. Shortly after a year, I returned to MN. I worked as a photojournalist and security guard until the opportunity arose for me to become a portrait photographer. I jumped at the chance and lived with Pete in St. Paul. Well, the company closed operations in this area. I collected reemployment insurance until I went to school for photography. Big mistake – don't ever go to school for something that you already know. I didn't get the piece of paper because I was bored and lost interest.
Returned to Waseca and worked at E.F Johnson tuning ERT boards with a dentist's drill... can't make this stuff up. I was recovering from a difficult breakup; the whole period is kind of a blur.
I then moved to St. Petersburg, FL and lived with Scott. Dad had a stroke so I moved home to help out. I found employment at a private psychiatric hospital for adolescents. I learned more about myself than any patient or condition.
Dad made a solid recovery; I once again found myself longing to
create. I took a full-time photographer position with Proex Portrait
Studios. I worked my way to be a manager but left when the owners
made unrealistic demands. I started a ProColor, a professional-level
photo lab. That is where I met my lovely and talented wife, Sara.
While I was at ProColor, we purchased our home.
I'm still married to Sara (20 yrs & counting) and we still live in
that house.
Since leaving ProColor, I've sold rubber parts for an insane owner and found my current position At Collage Video (12 yrs & counting). My title is Technology Manager but I am a jack-of-all-trades.
This is the Reader's Digest versionof my life, which is more than it deserves. I think my body of work says more about me. Life is about creating.
Phil Oslund
I'd like to thank those closest to me for their love and support, especially my lovely and talented wife, Sara. I'm blessed to have an incredible family, biological and adopted. I thank my Creator for the opportunity to enjoy this world, especially music. May we all know peace.
Scott Block
The “photographer” of the group (although all three have made a living in photography), Scott has the best “eye” of the three. Scott is also the writer of the group having completed one novel with several more in the works; Scott is also a prolific poet.
Pete Nyblom
The “face” and “voice” of the group, Pete is a natural being a radio personality. He is actually much more than that, but it would take up too much space explaining. Also a poet and photographer, Pete has many creative outlets, some of which he shares with the group.